this guy is systematically undoing the world
hi. i'm chris, this blog is pretty much anything i find funny plus some fandom posts mixed in. so enjoy.
why are girls so cute like god damn curves and boobs and those legs and their hair and their skin and their voices and just like hot damn girls in thigh highs and maid outfits and oversized sweaters and messy hair and piercings and dresses
I read this, and then I look in the mirror and think ; I am obviously not one of those
do you identify as a girl
THEN YES YOU ARE APART OF THE CUTE PARADE
What about guys?
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
Canada’s time to shine has come